Friday 24 May 2013

GIRLS BEWARE,MOST CELEBRITIES JUST WANT TO HIT AND RUN!

The most common womanizers are celebrities, a fact known to millions but unfortunately matters less to girls who crave fame. Being famous is a situation almost everyone desires because of the image portrayed to us about living life in the limelight.The glamor,the fans,the posh items,the sleek cars,the numerous events and to mention but a few,who in this world wouldn't like to have a piece of that?!
It is, however, sad to see the extents girls go to get this fame.More often than not we see nude pictures all over the internet that are claimed to be leaked which is merely a desperate move to get a moment in the spotlight but is it really worth losing your dignity and people's respect for you just to get known all over as a cheap,hot bodied piece of sh*t (pardon my words that action just disgusts me)
I would though pardon a girl who posts nude pics of herself for fame other than a girl who sleeps around with celebrities hoping to obtain fame from it. Dear, that man is in it to hit and run because he has an unending line of more bitches like you who equally have a low percentage of self respect and lack intelligence.He doesn't want your pussy to make you as famous as him he wants your pussy to satisfy his male desires!You may think they are being selfish but then again it's every man for himself and God for us all so stick up for yourself and don't give him a taste if he doesn't want to have you as more than just a one time meal!You may think these are baseless accusations but I am a video vixen and I thus interact with lots of celebrities,I know hem too well.Save yourself before all you are left with is shame,regret and an undignified body.
A piece of advice,if you really need to be famous that much how about you figure out your talent and use it to get you to the world of fame, achieve it on your own and that will e the best feeling you will ever get, feel free to thank me later.I would name the most common Kenyan celebrities known to use women but then again due to my lack of hard evidence which is videos and pictures I could easily get sued for defamation.All in all at least I've warned you,beware of them all.Remember HIV/AIDS is real.



Monday 20 May 2013

LOVE IN MY OPINION



A great person once said that every man is entitled to their own their own opinion, as it is, so am I. The only thing that science can’t explain is love and with that everyone has a different opinion on love… What many don’t know is that love is the only feeling that can take full control of someone. A feeling that can possess your whole being, it is the strongest feeling anyone can ever have!
Love is when you wake up every morning thinking of him having slept all night dreaming of him. It is when you’re mad at him yet still smile at the very thought of him. It is when you want to say “no” but all it takes is a “please” from him and a “yes “escapes your lips instead. It is when you close your eyes and all you see are his eyes staring back at yours. It is when you don’t see him for quite a long time yet still can clearly picture him in your mind. That is love…
Love is when if he wrongs you and it hurts deeply you would still say you love him if anyone asked because you do. It is when you stare at your phone waiting anxiously for a text from him. It is that feeling that when he doesn’t send that “morning” text he sends everyday you get so worried that you can hardly think straight. It is when you justify all his wrongs because you want them to be right. Love is love!
Love is that feeling that when he kisses you the only world that exists is yours with just the two of you. It is when making love is so sweet because it is with him. It is when just a touch from him gets you hot and bothered. It is when he is the only person who can make you feel that way. It is when sex with him is more than just for pleasure. That is love…
Love is when just the thought of losing him hurts more than anything else. It is when you would beat all odds just to make sure he is happy and he has everything he needs. It is when the most interesting topic for you to talk about is him. It is when you miss him even before he leaves, and count the seconds to your next meeting. It is when sending each other smiley texts still seems like an interesting conversation. It is when you can chat with him all day and not get bored. Love is when he disappoints you and you keep forgiving him not because you must but because you want to and cannot just live without him. Love is love!
Love in my opinion is when even a mere sweet from him is more important than the most expensive present you have from another. It is where he has nothing yet he is still your everything. It is when you’re not sure he feels same way, but you hang in hoping he does or will one day. It is when others say he is not good for you yet you see he is too good for you and the best you’ll ever have. It is when you envy any girl you know he loved more than he will ever love you. It is when you know all his wrongs but only remember his rights. It is when the best moments in your life are those you spend with him. That is love…
If my opinion of love is right then I wonder just how many have had the privilege of feeling it or finding it. If others are not lucky, at least I know I am. People say I’m too young to know what love is but who said there is an age limit to love? If they say what I’m feeling is not love, then I’ll call it my feelings for --------- and I can assure them that it’s far much stronger than love!!!

Saturday 18 May 2013

HECTIC HOUSE HUNTING


The pictures above symbolize the exact situation my sister,Peaches, and my brother who doubles up as Peaches' boyfriend, Falcon, were in when they got back home today.Super fatigued and the reason being a hectic day of house hunting! House hunting is literally a horror in Kenya or rather Nairobi specifically.You decide to use an agent who charges you an absurd amount only to show you houses that are the exact opposite of the perfect description you gave them of the house you want. You finally decide to take it upon yourself and search on your own and that is a whole nightmare on its own.You search the whole day amidst the scorching sun sweating profusely or the threatening clouds if there is a possibility of rain with no success at the end of the day. It is sad that with the whole digital system starting to be adopted in the country we don't have websites for available houses and the one that is there only announces houses that can only be afforded by the upper class.Maybe I should take it upon myself and start one but if I can't get one available house for myself how am I to get several for different people? However if any of you know of a two bedroomed house with its own compound and gate,feel free to halla at yo girl

PAINS OF NOT OWNING A CAR

I happened to be in western Kenya the past weekend and I must admit though not a very fun experience I enjoyed spending time with my precious girls: mum and my two sisters Marion and Marsha. On Monday though Marion and I had a responsibility to take Marsha back to school, Kakamega Hill School Primary. Mum having to go to work could not drop us and both her and dad were unwilling to pay cab fare all the way from Bungoma to Kakamega. Loaded with bags filled with shopping we left and had to take bicycle boda bodas to town.Unfortunately,at a certain junction my bodaboda did not look carefully and we hit another bodaboda and my big ass and I went tumbling on the dust-filled road!Picking myself up filled with embarrassment and covered in dust all over my gorgeous black outfit I made my way to the matatu park without looking back,if not for my sisters I would have probably just gone back home. It began raining heavily and since we dint have enough time to stand under the sheds we had to to take to our heels,or as I used to say in primary school,nunua pujo nambari miguu niponye,in the rain which was quite a hilarious sight.We finally got a matatu and it was packed to the brim with others sitting on "sambazas" , others leaning on the door and a three sitter holding up to six adults and one child.Being a thick girl only one of my butt managed to get space,thank God I wasn't one of the people whose butts were hanging out of the window.The matatu wreaked of sweat, smoke, fish,chicken poop and so much more disgusting stuff.It was a miracle that I dint puke! At the end we managed to reach Kakamega and going back to Bungoma was less of a hustle.This experience made me realise I need to get my own personal car soon,a new mission to motivate me!!!!

NEWEST BLOGGER IN TOWN


I have always been good in writing and this was part of the reason I decided to get into blogging but my main reason was definitely the dramas in my life. I live a life that is like a movie only more interesting and worth being shared. Every memorable moment shall have a spot in what is likely to be the most awesome blog in the next few years. Everybody get your seat belts on because a ride in Maura's moments of life is a mixture of horror, action, drama, comedy, fiction and many more. My name is Maura and I am the newest blogger in town!